“I was born for this kind of work. I really can't call it work because it just comes naturally and I have so much fun doing it. I've always been a spotlight hog (mostly unintentional…mostly) and I have a limitless supply of hyperactivity. I'm a goofy, happy-go-lucky kinda guy that likes to have a good time and share my energy with the world. Cat's Meow is hands down the greatest work experience I've ever had. I get to work alongside some of the greatest talents I've ever known. I'm humbled and excited to be a part of such a great crew. What can you expect from an MC Jason show? All I can say is…you never know what to expect. Come ready for anything and ready to party and you won't be disappointed.”

P.S. – This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

P.S.S. – I do NOT look like either of the Lachey brothers.

Favorite Quotes:

All my life I've wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner/Lily Tomlin (1939- )

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Nodaw Gawn Idea (2005)

This, too, shall pass. Jesus Christ ( ?? )